In the lair of the greatest science villain the world has ever known, everyone has a job…
© 2019 Asher Elbein
I wrote this back in college, basically as an excuse to throw out a bunch of dumb science fiction jokes, and I've always been fond of it. Bards and Sages Magazine published the original version in 2011, and I present a lightly edited version here. It's a bit sloppy and a bit scruffy--like I was, at that age--but I think it works pretty well.